THE FUCK IS THIS?
Our hotline for life’s dumbest breaking points — petty disasters, domestic bullshit, and everyday betrayals that don’t need advice… they need a witness.
1
STEP IN THE BULLSHIT?
Wife take the kids?
Daily driver won’t start? Self-checkout accused you of another felony? We want the crash out!
2
REPORT IT!
Call it in. Give us the details, damages, and part where you almost lost your mind in public. We’ll open the case nobody asked for.
3
MOVE ON..
Nothing gets fixed. Nobody grows. But for one beautiful second, your bullshit has been heard, logged, and emotionally mismanaged.
BEFORE THE TONE
NO THERAPY.
NO CUSTOMER SERVICE.
NO EMOTIONAL GROWTH.
JUST ONE UNNECESSARY HOTLINE
FOR LIFE’S DUMBEST BREAKING POINTS.
BEFORE THE TONE
NO THERAPY.
NO CUSTOMER SERVICE.
NO EMOTIONAL GROWTH.
JUST ONE UNNECESSARY HOTLINE
FOR LIFE’S DUMBEST BREAKING POINTS.
Lines Open Soon
We’re not taking calls yet. Drop your email and we’ll let you know when the line goes live.